Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. [William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"]
Aw, SHUT UP, Captain Bringdown! [Homer Simpson]
A great day for American consumers!
I wonder if the new National Do-Not-Call registry will take care of all that answering machine spam I've been getting, too?