Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. [William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"]
Aw, SHUT UP, Captain Bringdown! [Homer Simpson]
Favorite quotes:
"SUCK THE SHIT OUTTA MY ASS, FUCKER ! ! !" - Laura Dern as Ruth Stoops in the movie Citizen Ruth
I like Laura Dern. She's versatile.